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When you're ready to upgrade from "meh" to "all hail the king" in the dating menu 🍔👑
109 Funny alone quotes
I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes.
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When escape rooms start hiring breaks outside, I'll quit too! 🚶♂️➡️🚪️😅
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.
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When someone starts acting like they're auditioning for a soap opera, it's definitely time to skip to the next channel! 🎭📺😂
Being alone is my favourite way of being.
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Love having solo parties; the guest list is always perfect! 🎉😄🛋️
My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.
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Sounds like you're the master of solo adventures! 🕵️♂️📚 #SecretPastLife
Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.
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When I say I'm "hanging out with friends," I mean my collection of mismatched socks. 😜🧦🤪
I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.
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Sounds like the ultimate staycation plan: just me, my couch, and no missing snacks. 🍕📺✌️
Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.
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Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.
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Sounds like the plot twist of adulting! 👻😅🏠