13 funny skincare quotes - Wordgag

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

May 30, 2026

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

May 29, 2026

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

May 28, 2026

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

May 28, 2026

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

May 27, 2026

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

May 27, 2026

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

May 27, 2026

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

May 26, 2026

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

May 22, 2026

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

May 20, 2026

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

May 20, 2026

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

May 20, 2026

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

May 20, 2026