Commentary:
The secret to parenting skincare: dishwasher steam facials—because who needs a spa when you have a kitchen! ☕️🚿😆
13 Funny skincare quotes
I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”
Commentary:
"Botox: when you're not competing with time, just the other Botox club members! 😆💉👵✨"
Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.
Commentary:
Just tidied up my room and pampered my skin—I'm basically a life coach now 😂🧹🧴✨
No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.
Commentary:
Guess I'll be keeping my natural forehead wrinkles—how else will I express my disbelief at life's endless supply of ridiculousness? 🤨😂
I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.
Commentary:
Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸
I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.
Commentary:
Adulthood: where you've got a lotion for every motion! 🧴😅
Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?
Commentary:
Shiny or matte, as long as I don't look like a disco ball at a construction site, I'm good! 💄🕺💦
Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.
Commentary:
"Who needs whitening strips when you've got the sun on speed dial? 😎🌞 #TeethSoBrightICarryShades"
Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.
Commentary:
"Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁♀️ Slather on, darling!"
I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of life: battling with sunscreen like it's a hide and seek champion 🤔🌞 Who needs enemies when you've got your elusive back as your nemesis? 🤷♂️😂 #SunscreenWars"