13 funny skincare quotes - Wordgag

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

May 20, 2026

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

May 19, 2026

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Apr 1, 2026

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Mar 31, 2026

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Mar 31, 2026

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Mar 30, 2026

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Mar 30, 2026

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Mar 30, 2026

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Mar 29, 2026

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Mar 25, 2026

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Mar 23, 2026

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Mar 23, 2026

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Mar 23, 2026