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  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
  • The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.
  • They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.
  • Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.
  • I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.
  • Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.