Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂" Related funny posts 🤝 I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’ Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection? Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up. The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.