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  • My wallet is empty, just like my soul.
  • Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’
  • Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.
  • Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.
  • I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.
  • I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.