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11 Funny consider quotes

Funny consider quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day 🤪✨ They make you pause, laugh, and maybe even rethink things with a cheeky twist 🤔😂 Whether you’re in need of a quick pick-me-up or a clever line to share, these witty nuggets will keep your vibe light and your smile wide 😄🎉 Ready to consider life from a funnier angle? Let’s dive in!

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Posted onMar 31, 2026Mar 31, 2026

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

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