I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010. Commentary:"Looking for a moisturizer that can hide the fact that my under-eye bags have their own postal code ππ€ #TiredSince2010" Related Funny Quotes π€ I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying. Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us. Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you. Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you. In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”
