The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money! Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like your bank account got a little too much cardio this month! 💸🏃♂️ Time to switch up those financial fitness routines! 💪💰" Related funny posts 😂 The only exercise I done last month was running out of money. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it. Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again. I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.