Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppToday I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous. That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item. If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding? I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.
