Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Commentary:
“Breaking news: Doughnut deprived of its bling! 🍩😱 Who knew dieting could be so cruel? Stay strong, sprinkle-less warrior! 💪 #DoughnutDrama”

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