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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.