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Funny notifications quotes

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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