Commentary:
Sounds like your phone decided to have its own "adult education" curriculum 📅🍿🔞😂
Funny notifications quotes
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
Commentary:
When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.
Commentary:
When Uber starts reading minds 🤔: "Hey, just checking if you're not already in bed being a couch potato!" 🛋️😄🚗
Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!
Commentary:
"Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life? 🔋⚡️ It's a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!"