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Guess I just quantum-leaped into another dimension where soap still wins the battle! 🛁🧼😅
25 Funny died quotes
Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.
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When I was 7, walking it off was considered a life-saving procedure 😂👍 #ResilienceSkills
It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.
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Imagine the commentary track on those near-miss highlights… 🤔🎬💀
Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.
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Trying to find the Wi-Fi password in this version of hell is punishment enough 😂🔥📶
Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.
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Looks like floppy disks nailed the whole saving concept even before the cloud did! 💾😇😂
So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’
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Who knew LEGO could get all shook up? 😂🕺🧱
The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.
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He’s off to a warmer place, where the only chill comes from the ice in his tropical drink! 🌴🍹❄️
First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.
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"Ah, nothing screams romance like 'till death do us start!' 😂💀🌹"
I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”
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"When you hit 'Reply All' with a joke, but it turns out your audience was set to 'crickets.' 😂📈🔙"
It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.
Commentary:
"Good point! 😅 Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning❄️🥗 #HistoryWithPlotTwists"