Trending Funny Quotes πŸ‘‡

  • Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
  • The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.
  • According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.
  • Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.
  • Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.
  • I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that β€œpeople with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that β€œpeople with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.