Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Words to live by: Keep your fries close π, but your onion rings closer! π₯¨ Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? π #foodpriorities" Related funny posts π€ A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries. Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system. I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry. βIβm not ordering fries, Iβll just eat some of yours!β -Former friends of mine You canβt spell fries without friends. I guess what Iβm saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.