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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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"Words to live by: Keep your fries close ๐ŸŸ, but your onion rings closer! ๐Ÿฅจ Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foodpriorities"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged close, food, fry, humor, onion, onion ring, ring, rings, snack on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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