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  • Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.
  • I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.
  • If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.
  • I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.
  • Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.
  • I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.