I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

I'm so lazy that I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries.

Commentary:
“Talk about next-level laziness! 😂 Not only does this person envy sleep, but they want it at a global scale 🌎💤 #BedtimeGoals”

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