Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that's how lazy I am.

Commentary:
“Ah, the ultimate test of laziness – lying next to your charger, embracing the inevitable demise of your phone’s battery 😂🔋 #LazyGoals”

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