Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Commentary:
A guy inventing jogging was probably like “Hmm, how can I make this self-inflicted torture more bearable? Ah, I know! Let’s add some tunes and pretend we’re not dying 😂🏃🎶”

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