20 funny suffering quotes - Wordgag

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

May 30, 2026

Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

May 29, 2026

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

May 29, 2026

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

May 29, 2026

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

May 27, 2026

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

May 27, 2026

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

May 26, 2026

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

May 26, 2026

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

May 24, 2026

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

May 24, 2026

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

May 23, 2026

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

May 23, 2026

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

May 23, 2026

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

May 22, 2026

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

May 22, 2026

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

May 21, 2026

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

May 21, 2026

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

May 21, 2026

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

May 20, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

May 19, 2026