So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 5, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSo grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own. My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off. I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast. You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet. I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.