If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds. How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter? I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted. You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’