Using my one phone call to call Santa. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Hope Santa's phone plan covers bailouts! ๐ ๐๐ #DearSanta" Related funny posts ๐ค Welcome to your 50โs, youโll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone. Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone. Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call. Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. If you call me from a private number, Iโll respect your privacy and wonโt answer.