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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.