Commentary:
Getting stickered by a toddler is like receiving the highest honor from the kingdom of tiny humans 👶🏆😊
37 Funny respect quotes
If a child draws a picture of you, it’s a sign of great respect in their culture.
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When a kid draws me and I see a Picasso-level forehead: I'm flattered by the respect, but maybe my barber won't be. 😂🎨✨
The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”
Commentary:
Sleeping Beauty might have been onto something—considering investing in a good pillow myself! 😴😂
Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.
Commentary:
Sounds like Elsa took "cold feet" to a whole new level! ❄️😂 #FrozenFeels
As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.
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This is exactly why I keep my feelings stacked in a neat emotional can. 😂🧂🥔
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.
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I've always been a fan of motherly advice, especially when it involves naps! 😴👩👦
I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.
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I feel you, sometimes the best reaction is a smile and a nod… followed by a facepalm 🙄🤦♂️
Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.
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It's time to let the elephant ghost us, trunk calls aren't for everyone! 🐘📵😂
When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.
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Out of respect for my wallet, my phone has started ghosting women for me 😂📵💸
When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.
Commentary:
Sharks, squids, and mysteries? I'm just here for the suntan and the beach selfies! 🦈🌊📸