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🍪❌ "Cookies, please! I'm already on a strict 'no data diet'—but kudos for your optimism!" 😂
63 Funny privacy quotes
Women are being advised to play Disney songs when they notice a man is recording them with Meta glasses without consent because Disney music is more protected than women.
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Wow, guess it's time to start carrying a portable speaker and a Disney hits playlist for unexpected serenades! 🎶👓🔒
The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to Palantir.
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Just when you thought only Santa was watching…😳🎅 Now the urinals are in on the action! 🕵️♂️🚽
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.
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I reject cookies as a diet plan, but my browser might be losing weight instead! 🍪❌😂
After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.
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Ah, the irresistible call of comfy sweatpants and unlimited snacks 😂🍕🔕
Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.
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A girlfriend who doesn’t flood your feed with selfies—talk about the perfect balance! 📷❌😅
Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?
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When parents pop in, I just hope I'm not caught with my secret family… my pile of snacks! 🍿😂🍪
I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.
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It’s like a TED Talk, but with more awkward medical details! 🤦♂️🎤💊
My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.
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Looks like the bartender's about to get a degree in therapy! 🍸🛋️🤣