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  • TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.
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  • I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.
  • Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.
  • Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.
  • I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.