Commentary:
"Ah, the power of curly hair! It's like having a built-in persuasion tool. Just nod and smile, because let's face it – resistance is futile when faced with those charming curls."
Funny gorgeous quotes
Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.
Commentary:
"Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island 🤦♂️💔 Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise 🙈😂"
I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.
Commentary:
"Who needs a garden when you have a shower terrarium?! 🌿🚿 Just add some rubber ducks and call it a spa day!"
He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.
Commentary:
Gorgeous vibes detected! Stand back, I'm blinding in beauty level 1000! 😎✨💅
We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.
Commentary:
When "aflame with desire" sounds like a candle commercial 😂🔥💃
Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.
Commentary:
Living the dream of turning groceries into a masterpiece one overpriced trip at a time! 💃🚗🍏✨