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  • Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
  • Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.
  • “I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?
  • You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”
  • I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.
  • I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.