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Witty text about parenthood humorously questioning hallucinations and having kids.

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Commentary:
"My imaginary child is always entertaining me with deep philosophical questions 🤔👶 #HallucinationOrImagination"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, ever, experience, hallucination, humor, i, joke, kid, kids, me, odd, odd question, parenting, question, thing on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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