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  • A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.
  • Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.
  • I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.
  • I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.
  • This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.
  • Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.