It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.
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"Coincidence? I think not! 🛸👽 Good thing the government has Area 51 on speed dial for those extraterrestrial fender benders! 🤣✨ #GovernmentParkingOnly"

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