It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes. The government even made aliens boring. The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.