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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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"If at first you don't succeed, it's only attempted murder… of your goals! 🔪🙅‍♂️ Keep pursuing success with determination, not crime! 💪😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attempt, failure, humor, irony, joke, murder, only, success on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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