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Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems
21 Funny conspiracy quotes
They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.
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Finally, a list on my phone I actually want to read 📱😂 #EpsteinAlbum
My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.
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Everything is fine and dandy, or is it just what “they” want us to believe? 🤔🌈✨
The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.
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Guess converting files is just as elusive as Epstein’s client list! 🔍🤔📂
If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.
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Chilly office? Looks like they’re trying to keep their scaly secret from overheating! 🦎❄️
My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.
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Sounds like we need the FBI (Federal Bureau of Improvement) on this case! 🔍😂✨
The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.
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Sounds like they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! 🚀🛸🌌
Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.
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Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! 🌍✨ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spot—where the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! 🚀🌕 Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! 😂🛸
If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.
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Oh, the mysteries of Twitter! 🤔🕵️♀️ Who knew Jennifer Aniston had such hidden talents? 😂 Maybe she time-traveled back to the '60s for a guest role in the biggest plot twist of the century! 🕰️🎬 #ConspiracyAniston
If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.
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"Looks like one hair care product in this duo has commitment issues! 🚿💔 Either the shampoo is playing hard to get or the conditioner is getting too clingy. Time to investigate this sudsy soap opera! 💁♂️ #HairCareDrama"