A McRib killed my tapeworm. Funny Quotes August 20, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA McRib killed my tapeworm. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’ Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again. Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus. Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.