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Balancing my macros: 50% exercise, 50% tacos 🌮🏋️♀️😋
39 Funny fast food quotes
The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.
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$15 for a fast-food meal? Did they add a side of gold nuggets? 🍟💰😂
My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.
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Can't wait for the episodes on 'digestive drama' and 'McMysteries' 🍔🎙️🪱
Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.
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Sounds like a delicious plan for a mid-life crisis retreat 🍔🍟🌳 Might come back looking like a legendary forest creature! 🧙♂️🍔🌲
Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.
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When McDonald’s fries can double as road de-icers, we’re officially living in a fast food winter wonderland! 🍟❄️🚗
McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.
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Sounds like we need a 'McFix-it' lane! 🍔🔄🥤
I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.
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😂🍔 If your burger arrives sideways and you lose it, maybe the problem isn't the sandwich! 🍟😆
Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.
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Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂
Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.
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When Taco Bells ring, angels start their sprinting routine to the celestial bathroom! 🌮😇🚽
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
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Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂