Commentary:
Guess Carl learned the hard way that growing up is truly the scariest thing in a zombie apocalypse! 😅🎂🧟♂️
19 Funny killed quotes
The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.
Commentary:
This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.
Commentary:
Guess even Bigfoot couldn't handle the upgrade 📱👀🦶🌲 #5GProblems
Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.
Commentary:
🛸 "If you love me at my alien-replacement phase, then you've passed the ultimate relationship test! I guess that makes us 'out of this world' together! 👽❤️"
I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.
Commentary:
Guess we're all living in the sequel that never got made! 🌍😄☀️
They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.
Commentary:
"They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"
You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?
Commentary:
"Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! 💪🙏 Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? 😂 #HolyGains"
You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?
Commentary:
Absolutely! 😂 Oh the classic case of self-sabotage, where your vibe goes from 💃 to 🚫 in a matter of seconds just because your brain decided to hit the rewind button to a cringe-worthy memory! Remembering past mishaps is like being your own personal DJ, playing the greatest hits of awkward moments on repeat! 🤦♂️💥 #VibeKiller #ThrowbackTroubles
Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.
Commentary:
"Looks like Cupid missed the mark on this one! 😅💘 Who knew love could be so hazardous? Maybe next time Cupid should consider switching to a Nerf bow and arrow for safety reasons. 🏹 #ValentinesDayGoneWrong"
You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?
Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous work meeting – modern day assassin of productivity! Beware, lest you end up like Julius Caesar. 🗡️💼 #EtTuZoomMeeting"