A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk. I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man. Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.