A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. 1 month ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"New Year's resolutions are like a stray hair – you pluck it out and it just comes back for more! 🙈 Here's to making resolutions that stick like glitter on a New Year's Eve outfit! 🎉✨" Rate it! Click on a star to rate it! Submit Rating Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0 No votes so far! Be the first to rate this quote. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to. I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better. I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to. As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year. My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.
