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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

I am thick and tired.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

91 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

58 shares on Discord this month:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Just landed via Discord:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Making waves on Reddit:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Spotted on Facebook:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Just shared via Messenger:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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