A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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"New Year's resolutions are like a stray hair – you pluck it out and it just comes back for more! 🙈 Here's to making resolutions that stick like glitter on a New Year's Eve outfit! 🎉✨"

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