A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"New Year's resolutions are like a stray hair – you pluck it out and it just comes back for more! 🙈 Here's to making resolutions that stick like glitter on a New Year's Eve outfit! 🎉✨" Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better. I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect. Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year. Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions. I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.