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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didnโ€™t specify which year I was referring to.

Witty quote about procrastinating on New Year's resolutions with humorous ambiguity.

Commentary:
Looks like your resolution has some flexibility built in ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ‰ Sometimes it's best to keep the timeline open-ended, right? Time is just a social construct anyway! Maybe you're just ahead of your time in planning for future fitness goals! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ• #ResolutionSomeday ๐Ÿ’ซ


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