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Home Funny Quotes A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Commentary:
"Looks like tensions were high between you and that cigarette, but thankfully democracy prevailed! 🚬🎆 #PowerTransitionGoals"

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