17 funny happening quotes - Wordgag

Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

May 29, 2026

Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

May 29, 2026

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

May 29, 2026

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

May 28, 2026

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

May 28, 2026

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

May 27, 2026

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

May 27, 2026

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

May 26, 2026

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

May 26, 2026

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

May 26, 2026

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

May 25, 2026

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

May 25, 2026

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

May 25, 2026

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

May 24, 2026

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

May 24, 2026

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

May 20, 2026

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

May 19, 2026