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Sounds like a case of retro-FOMO: the fear of missing out on realizing you missed out! 🤔😂📅
17 Funny happening quotes
Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.
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Avoiding existential crises one popcorn kernel at a time! 🍿🎬🧠
There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?
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I'm starting a petition to replace December with a bonus month of naps and canceled meetings 😴🗓️ Who's with me? 🙋♂️🔄
My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.
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Who needs a GPS when you've got a toddler with 20/20 vision? 😂👓🦁
I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.
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When everyone in the coffee shop knows your name… and your alibi! ☕👀🔍
None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.
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"When your phone’s more dramatic than an Oscar-winning movie! 🍿📱😂"
A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.
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"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"
I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.
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😂🤣 "Story of my life: Always lost, but I'm having a great time being confused! 🔍🤷♂️"
People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.
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"Showering at night: the ultimate act of optimism or pure brilliance? 🌙✨ Who needs the certainty of tomorrow when you can bathe in the mystery of tonight? 🚿😂 Stay bold, my nocturnal beauties! 🌃💫"
