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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.