A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime. Commentary:Garbagemen: Taking out the trash while crypto traders and op-ed writers just add to it! 🗑️🤣🚛 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.” I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.