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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.