Commentary:
Guess it takes a lot of rest to make those important non-decisions! 😂🛌🏛️
Funny work ethic quotes
A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.
Commentary:
Garbagemen: Taking out the trash while crypto traders and op-ed writers just add to it! 🗑️🤣🚛
I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.
Commentary:
When you hit the snooze button on stress 😂🛌💤
The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.
Commentary:
"Efficiency is just a fancy word for 'congratulations, here’s more work!' 🎉🗂️🤣"
If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.
Commentary:
"Breaking News: Speedy replies confirmed as camouflage for workplace shenanigans! 😂📧💨 #EmailNinja"
The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.
Commentary:
"Remember, sitting is the gateway drug to procrastination when cleaning! 🧹✨ Keep those cleaning legs moving, or you might find yourself binge-watching Netflix instead of decluttering! 🛋️🚫 #CleaningStruggles"
The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.
Commentary:
"Me: *clocks out at 5pm* 💼🚪 Coworker: Where are you going? Me: On a permanent holiday… in my mind! 🏝️💭 #WorkEthicOnVacation"