23 funny lunch quotes - Wordgag

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

May 23, 2026

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

May 23, 2026

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

May 23, 2026

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

May 22, 2026

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

May 22, 2026

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

May 22, 2026

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

May 22, 2026

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

May 22, 2026

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

May 21, 2026

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

May 21, 2026

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

May 20, 2026

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

May 20, 2026

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

May 19, 2026

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

May 18, 2026

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Mar 31, 2026

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Mar 31, 2026

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Mar 30, 2026

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Mar 28, 2026

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Mar 28, 2026

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Mar 28, 2026

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Mar 28, 2026

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Mar 28, 2026

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Mar 27, 2026