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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

May 19, 2026

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

Apr 2, 2026

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Apr 1, 2026

Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

Apr 1, 2026

Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

Apr 1, 2026

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Mar 31, 2026

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Mar 31, 2026

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Mar 29, 2026

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Mar 28, 2026