Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.
  • Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • You should be able to google why a couple broke up.
  • If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.
  • I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.