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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the magical age of 25, where you're basically just a stone's throw away from 30. It's like hitting the fast-forward button on life and realizing you're suddenly closer to retirement than you are to your college days. Time sure does fly when you're busy adulting, doesn't it?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 25, 30, age, humor, life, milestone, perspective on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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