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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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Well, those bruises must have quite the active social life if they're not from getting lucky in love!

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bruise, dating, funny observation, getting, getting laid, humor, laid, new, observation, relationship, self-deprecation on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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