Top or flop?
Click on a star to rate it!
Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0
No votes so far! Be the first to rate this quote.
Related Funny Quotes
- Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.
- If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
- No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.
- Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
- No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.
