No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless joy of transforming an innocent Christmas wrapping tube into a weapon of playful retaliation! 🎄💢 Who knew that a simple cardboard tube could evoke such mischief and laughter, regardless of age? Watch out, as the battle of the holiday tube warriors commences! 🎁🤺 Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets bonked on the head with festive spirit! 😉

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