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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.